However, given the photographic evidence below, I'm more concerned about his apparent predilection for chewing* up the available flora. Stepford was constructed in the middle of a forest and it would appear that the backyard will present as one large smorgasbord for lil'Finch.

Let's hope no one in the vicinity of Stepford is growing pot. Given that expression, the last thing he needs is more dope.
* Am also a trifle concerned for my shoe collection.