Give self muscle spasm pushing autumnal accoutrements to car:
On arrival back home take two pumpkins:
Place on steps for carving inspiration:
Take high class carving tools:
For the terminally stupid:
Make a lid:
Ignore wonkiness caused by using pixie sized 2" mini saw (because no one trusts you with the carving knife).
Wrench lid off:
Spend twenty minutes removing fibrous insides, obsessing over every last seed:
Abort plan for complicated stencil & go for simplest possible design in line with personal creative abilities. Carve out shapes with doll size instruments:
Ta da:
Am pumpkin carving genius.
Believe this is so until Y presents finished pumpkin forty minutes later:
Curses.