After spitting coffee down my front as I gurgled with laughter, I felt I should excerpt here for your general delectation my fabulous friend E's interest section on Facebook. I wish I could write like her - and she's not even a flippin' hack.
"Belgian beers, different types of lettuce (sounds anaemic? - WRONG! lettuce is full of naems), the relative merits and dangers of drinking hair-raising coffee, whether or not it really is difficult to learn Norwegian. Also: poncey contemporary art, Why Publishing Is Going To Hell In A Handcart, the challenges of diminished chords and their tensions."