God help us.

Giles is the hottest show ticket in London. He works out of the Rochelle Studios complex in Shoreditch and he shows there each season, hugely restricting the numbers of press that can attend. Which is why I find it depressing that space was made for on his front row for David Walliams, Margo Stilley, and Savannah Miller. Outside of the UK I doubt you will have heard of any of these people. For your edification they are: One fashion-irrelevant millionaire comedian with a fondness for arm candy, one MTA* notorious for a) having explicit real sex in a Michael Winterbottom film, & b)going to the opening of an envelope, and a young designer, famous for being the sister of an actress. Even more dispiriting is that the badly written LFW official daily email saw fit to mention these people as being newsworthy attendees. Is this really what LFW & the BFC* has come to?

*Model-turned-actress
*British Fashion Council