Overheard on the street

Popping out this evening for essential supplies (papers & chocolate), I couldn't be bothered to change out of my leggings and T shirt. I shrugged on my parka and, with my bottle-end glasses, no make up, my long blonde lhair piled inside a woolly hat and my scarf pulled up to my nose, I looked super scruffy and totally unrecognisable. However I obviously took it a bit far because, as I passed the bar on my corner, two boys began speculating about which actress was incognito beneath my disguise.