Saturday, March 07, 2009

Dating travails part three hundred

I make no secret of the fact that I use an on-line dating site here in New York. After all, it's not as if I’m ever going to meet an eligible man in the fashion world. When I’m browsing through the site, the usernames make me hoot with laughter. My personal favourite (filed under Not Necessarily Alluring But Damn Funny) is SarcasticJerk. But he has nothing on the following list of usernames:

Swordsman
Jestermike
Monkeyclumps
Mannyloco
Holdenkawfield
Linguistacunning
Flybynight
Sexyluvcharmer
Divvo

Surely they can’t believe these are going to snag them the woman of their dreams, let alone the shag of their dreams? Which of the above do you think wins the Least Likely To Snag The Girl prize?