Saturday, April 11, 2009

My new espadrilles

Payless shoes; wedge espadrilles; red espadrilles' payless espadrilles; platform espadrilles
Thank you internets: I took your advice and purchased these espadrilles for the grand total of $20.99 from Payless Shoe Source. And, extremely unusually, I am actually modelling them for you, having bullied poor long suffering JK to take a photograph of my legs.

It did originally show my rather fab nautical navy short shorts, but as I have (a) streaky fake tan* and (b) a scabby knee where I fell over (yet again), I thought I'd spare you the full horror.

*Yup, this morgue-white colour is the colour of my legs AFTER an application of fake tan. There is a reason why people can tell I am English just from looking at me.